Rigmon is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, compassionate grasshopper.

Rigmon created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigmon, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rigmon, he will send minions to preach to you.

Rigmon's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rigmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Feed all hungry capybaras.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not chop down trees.