Gamrilllap is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unfair dog.

Gamrilllap created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Gamrilllap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gamrilllap, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Gamrilllap's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Gamrilllap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about stars.