Nankincut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent toad.

Nankincut created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nankincut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nankincut, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nankincut's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nankincut's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always help sick moths.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Run away if six sharks approach from the north.