Sandvedjad is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fussy bird.

Sandvedjad created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandvedjad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sandvedjad, she will turn you into a sheep.

Sandvedjad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sandvedjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never paint your legs orange.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.