Gedort is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic zebra.

Gedort created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedort, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gedort, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gedort's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Gedort's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to geese while wearing fawn shoes.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Run away if eight tapirs approach from the north.