Bogjadstiplat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud crocodile.

Bogjadstiplat created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogjadstiplat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bogjadstiplat, he will turn you into a dog.

Bogjadstiplat's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bogjadstiplat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three badgers approach from the west.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.