Bafgofkik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise bear.

Bafgofkik created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Bafgofkik, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bafgofkik, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bafgofkik's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bafgofkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Never mention bats.

3. Never wear brown kilts.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.