Yatrillten is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful hummingbird.

Yatrillten created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatrillten, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yatrillten, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yatrillten's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Yatrillten's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of bats.

2. Never paint your legs orange.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. You must love Yatrillten.

5. Always obey Yatrillten's priests.