Kinbunvog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, duplicitous hyena.

Kinbunvog created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinbunvog, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kinbunvog, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kinbunvog's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Kinbunvog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kinbunvog.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Put Kinbunvog first in all things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must love Kinbunvog.