Likcanwip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust grasshopper.

Likcanwip created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likcanwip, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Likcanwip, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Likcanwip's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Likcanwip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Likcanwip on top of all buildings.

2. Never skip in the presence of sharks.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.