Labcid is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced horse.

Labcid created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Labcid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Labcid, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Labcid's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Labcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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