Biffemlidnurlibmetwik is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, emotional hamster.

Biffemlidnurlibmetwik created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Biffemlidnurlibmetwik, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Biffemlidnurlibmetwik, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Biffemlidnurlibmetwik's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Biffemlidnurlibmetwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Never think about planets.