Sabpangxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a large, almighty centipede.

Sabpangxuck created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabpangxuck, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sabpangxuck, it will not invite you to parties.

Sabpangxuck's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sabpangxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Run away if eight goats approach from the south.

4. Never skip near frogs.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sabpangxuck.