Mancisscem is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent jellyfish.

Mancisscem created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mancisscem, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mancisscem, she will throw large rocks at you.

Mancisscem's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Mancisscem's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven mites approach from the north.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mancisscem.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Always stare at clouds.