Sogfiddid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered snake.

Sogfiddid created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogfiddid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sogfiddid, she will be very unhappy.

Sogfiddid's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Sogfiddid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Shrews are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not kill gulls.

5. Always stare at clouds.