Nibpiblak is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, capable snake.

Nibpiblak created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibpiblak, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nibpiblak, he will turn you into a dog.

Nibpiblak's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Nibpiblak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. You must pray to Nibpiblak four times a day.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Nibpiblak on top of all buildings.