Loopkonbog is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying hedgehog.

Loopkonbog created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopkonbog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Loopkonbog, he will send minions to preach to you.

Loopkonbog's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Loopkonbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never play with disobedient children.