Hamgadgab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, thoughtless centipede.

Hamgadgab created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamgadgab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hamgadgab, it will turn you into a tree.

Hamgadgab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Hamgadgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about moons.