Danpogmot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, able camel.

Danpogmot created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Danpogmot, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Danpogmot, she will not care at all.

Danpogmot's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Danpogmot's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Hide from violet eagles for they are unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Run away from turquoise gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.