Cibwikpog is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, moody bird.

Cibwikpog created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibwikpog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cibwikpog, he will turn you into a snail.

Cibwikpog's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cibwikpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near turtles.

2. Never wear magenta scarves.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Run away from pink sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Never mention horses.