Flanpopgar Dittargxucfab Cebsadlad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic centaur.

Flanpopgar Dittargxucfab Cebsadlad created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flanpopgar Dittargxucfab Cebsadlad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flanpopgar Dittargxucfab Cebsadlad, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Flanpopgar Dittargxucfab Cebsadlad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Flanpopgar Dittargxucfab Cebsadlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. You must love Flanpopgar Dittargxucfab Cebsadlad.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Worship no other gods but Flanpopgar Dittargxucfab Cebsadlad.

5. Do not listen to music.