Ominfemsagfom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking lion.

Ominfemsagfom created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominfemsagfom, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ominfemsagfom, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ominfemsagfom's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Ominfemsagfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Never talk about great tits.