Timwatxuckabcepbagdabweg is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, annoying warg.

Timwatxuckabcepbagdabweg created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Timwatxuckabcepbagdabweg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Timwatxuckabcepbagdabweg, it will turn you into a plant.

Timwatxuckabcepbagdabweg's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Timwatxuckabcepbagdabweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red shirts.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Timwatxuckabcepbagdabweg.