Rawgodgabhasbasthapbog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, smart chicken.

Rawgodgabhasbasthapbog created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Rawgodgabhasbasthapbog, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rawgodgabhasbasthapbog, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rawgodgabhasbasthapbog's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Rawgodgabhasbasthapbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Feed all hungry dolphins.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Never run in holy places.