Pangtonfut is a god.

He takes the form of a large, happy raven.

Pangtonfut created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangtonfut, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pangtonfut, he will cry a lot.

Pangtonfut's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Pangtonfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands brown.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help mites.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Retreat if eight sheep approach from the south.