Metpibgum is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, slow gnu.

Metpibgum created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metpibgum, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Metpibgum, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Metpibgum's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Metpibgum's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Metpibgum.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never wear fawn boots.

4. Metpibgum loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Always pray immersed in water.