Pompon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, contented spider.

Pompon created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pompon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pompon, it will turn you into a rock.

Pompon's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Pompon's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Erect nine gold sculptures of Pompon on top of important buildings.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.