Dapwighug is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful dragon.

Dapwighug created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapwighug, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dapwighug, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dapwighug's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dapwighug's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to rats while wearing yellow shorts.

2. Do not kill shrews.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help nematodes in need.