Babnartip is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, duplicitous donkey.

Babnartip created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Babnartip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Babnartip, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Babnartip's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Babnartip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about asteroids.