Pigveenvid is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, sapient hummingbird.

Pigveenvid created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigveenvid, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pigveenvid, he will turn you into a goat.

Pigveenvid's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Pigveenvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.