Quimyartbodcudfit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent giraffe.

Quimyartbodcudfit created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Quimyartbodcudfit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quimyartbodcudfit, he will try to impress you with trees.

Quimyartbodcudfit's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Quimyartbodcudfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always obey Quimyartbodcudfit's priests.