Tanbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, slow centipede.

Tanbeg created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanbeg, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tanbeg, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tanbeg's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Tanbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tanbeg.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Feed all hungry foxes.

5. You must love Tanbeg.