Himkabmig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, deceitful pig.

Himkabmig created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himkabmig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Himkabmig, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Himkabmig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Himkabmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Always look after injured ducks.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.