Yognegsin is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, able
hare.
Yognegsin created the solar system three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yognegsin, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Yognegsin, he will turn you into a puffin.
Yognegsin's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Yognegsin's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick manatees.
2. Always wear pink.
3. Do not hurt whales.
4. Yognegsin must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.