Bomweevonk Wodligspag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, impressive frog.

Bomweevonk Wodligspag created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomweevonk Wodligspag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bomweevonk Wodligspag, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bomweevonk Wodligspag's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bomweevonk Wodligspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of goats.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

4. Never paint your arms white.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.