Gepbotfomnak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome sheep.

Gepbotfomnak created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Gepbotfomnak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gepbotfomnak, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gepbotfomnak's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gepbotfomnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about geese.

5. Never play with disobedient children.