Bangepwad is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, merciless badger.

Bangepwad created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bangepwad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bangepwad, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Bangepwad's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bangepwad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five nematodes approach from the east.

2. Never talk about frogs.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always help sick capybaras.