Dubdissfub is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able bee.

Dubdissfub created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubdissfub, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dubdissfub, he will make you grow a tail.

Dubdissfub's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Dubdissfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never paint your back magenta.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.