Stigtonktafquaglamdobhubpan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful raven.

Stigtonktafquaglamdobhubpan created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigtonktafquaglamdobhubpan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stigtonktafquaglamdobhubpan, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Stigtonktafquaglamdobhubpan's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Stigtonktafquaglamdobhubpan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must pray to Stigtonktafquaglamdobhubpan eight times a day.

5. Never look at stars.