Wabmadyart Vabkapbinvog is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, proud wyvern.

Wabmadyart Vabkapbinvog created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Wabmadyart Vabkapbinvog, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wabmadyart Vabkapbinvog, she will manifest in front of you.

Wabmadyart Vabkapbinvog's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Wabmadyart Vabkapbinvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Hide if six hamsters approach from the east.