Natbafcartalbutbonkcenyok is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, intelligent jellyfish.

Natbafcartalbutbonkcenyok created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natbafcartalbutbonkcenyok, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Natbafcartalbutbonkcenyok, he will turn you into a slug.

Natbafcartalbutbonkcenyok's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Natbafcartalbutbonkcenyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. You must love Natbafcartalbutbonkcenyok.

5. Never eat nuts.