Nibyogfab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, selfish dryad.

Nibyogfab created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibyogfab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nibyogfab, he will turn you into a duck.

Nibyogfab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nibyogfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Run away if four hamsters approach from the west.