Fodtaildog is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, impressive crane.

Fodtaildog created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodtaildog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodtaildog, he will turn you into a slug.

Fodtaildog's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Fodtaildog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must love Fodtaildog.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about doves.