Cidnadmut is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, selfish tortoise.

Cidnadmut created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidnadmut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cidnadmut, she will turn you into a sheep.

Cidnadmut's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cidnadmut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight snails approach from the south.

2. Always help sick porpoises.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always help dolphins.