Metkopsat is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, thoughtless swallow.

Metkopsat created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Metkopsat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Metkopsat, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Metkopsat's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Metkopsat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Worship no other gods but Metkopsat.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Ants are not to be trusted.

5. Always obey Metkopsat's priests.