Queegxinlopbabkab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent mongoose.

Queegxinlopbabkab created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Queegxinlopbabkab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Queegxinlopbabkab, she will not care at all.

Queegxinlopbabkab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Queegxinlopbabkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.