Mablabyatt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust skunk.

Mablabyatt created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mablabyatt, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mablabyatt, he will turn you into a mole.

Mablabyatt's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Mablabyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not speak about cucumbers.

3. Hide from blue doves for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must never eat bread.