Mutgatfud is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, tiresome grasshopper.

Mutgatfud created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutgatfud, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mutgatfud, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Mutgatfud's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Mutgatfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.