Sasfudbess is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient goblin.

Sasfudbess created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasfudbess, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sasfudbess, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sasfudbess' most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Sasfudbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sasfudbess.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Do not drink alcohol.