Pithudcap Botnakpid is a god.

She takes the form of a small, impressive swallow.

Pithudcap Botnakpid created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pithudcap Botnakpid, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pithudcap Botnakpid, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pithudcap Botnakpid's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Pithudcap Botnakpid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Pithudcap Botnakpid on top of all buildings.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help tortoises in need.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about planets.